Hey, I'm Derek and this is my blog. I will post things I like, things, I draw, or anything that interests me.

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candy-red-dani:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

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englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

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best-of-funny:

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

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That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!